This is perhaps the most boring relationship ever invented. Your partner does not mean anything to you except from the only reason you are together is that you are scared of eating 10 SHU chili alone! Equally you don’t mean much to your partner except maybe as a psychological crutch.
None of you have any visions for a bright future and you are mostly living day by day i total boredom. You should start eating Green Jalapeno to get used to the fire before you slowly upgrade to eating a bunch of Carolina Reapers daily, just to kick your self in your ass and remember that life is too short to waste yet another day…